It's a dirty job, but I pay clean money for it

In today's Weekly, I loaned out my expertise to these:
* A review of the Italian omnibus soap opera Remember Me, My Love, wherein you can witness a duel over who's more radiant: Laura Morante or Monica Belluci?
* Also Rep, featuring many disses of Norman Mailer. I swear that blurb on Marguerite Duras' India Song is all complimentary. Yes, even "interminable" is meant to get you rushin' out to see it.

This amused me all day long. Spartan's got nothing in comparison.