Too self-absorbed to fully connect with an audience

Those who glance to the right will notice I added a glut of new links, most notably to The Actual Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a user-compiled refrence to esoterica that's the logical outcome of something that, at least partially, dreamed up the internet. But also a shout-out to the funniest thing I've seen all week (apart from french-kissing minotaurs; see below), namely a collection of some of the greatest typographical doozies found on bootleg DVDs. Apart from the one for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (see entry title), the prize-taker has to be a Catch Me If You Can disc accidentally embroidered with subtitles for Minority Report. Good thing for Frank Abagnale Jr. that those precogs are otherwise occupied.