The gun is good. The penis is evil. Go forth and kill!

For this, the week that Steven Soderbergh singlehandedly changes movie distribution as we know and love it, my Weekly stuff includes two reviews: one for Emma Thompson's seemingly jilted pet project Nanny McPhee and one for The White Countess, Merchant-Ivory's limp farewell as an audience-attracting/-repulsing unit. Also, as ever, there's Rep, which marks the brief return of Jia's The World.

Also, I know it's a day late, but if you're still feeling the reverberations of The Worst Day of the Year™, I offer you a picture of Sean Connery in a '70s moustache, accompanying ponytail, and crotch-enhancing loincloth. To hell with Duck Soup.